TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

Unsere Vorbereitungen für China laufen auf Hochtouren.

 

Ein kleiner nicht ganz ernst zu nehmender Ausschnitt davon möchte ich auch nicht vorenthalten:

By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". And only then will you be ready to take on China !

Believe me... you WILL understand!!!

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a Hotel guest & room-service in China ...

Room Service:
"Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest:
"Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."

Room Service:
" Rye , Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to
oddor sunteen?"


Guest:
"Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs."

Room Service:
"Ow ulai den?"

Guest:
" .....What??"

Room Service:
"Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest:
"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..
Scrambled, please."


Room Service:
"Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"

Guest:
"Crisp will be fine."

Room Service:
"Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest:
"What?"

Room Service:
"An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest:
"I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService:
"No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest:
"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
'udo wan sahn toes' means."


RoomService:
"Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?...
Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?"


Guest:
"Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying
'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."


RoomService:
"We botter?"

Guest:
"No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService:
"Wad?!?"

Guest:
"I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService:
"Copy?"

Guest:
"Excuse me?"

RoomService:
"Copy.. tea... meel?"

Guest:
"Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService:
"One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken,
Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye ??"


Guest:
"Whatever you say."

RoomService:
"Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest:
"You're welcome"

Remember I did say "By the time you read through this...
.. YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'


And you do, don't you!

Kommentar schreiben

Kommentare: 14
  • #1

    Diana (Sonntag, 29 April 2012 11:23)

    thank you very much! not for the English breakfast, but for your blog!! :-)

  • #2

    Gaby (Sonntag, 29 April 2012 12:45)

    Na dänn en "Guete" bim Z'morge !!!! Tja, es isch eifach so, mängmal sind Fremdsprache würkli Glückssach und mehr wird ja dänn au richtig überrascht was alles so serviert wird !!!! Danke vielmal für eui Charte, hät mich riesig gfreut, übrigens so en Stamm mit dem Halsschmuck gits au in Südafrika. Schöne Sunntig und es liebs Grüessli us em winterlich chalte Cape Town. Gaby

  • #3

    martin (Montag, 30 April 2012 11:57)

    Geili Konversation!!! herrlich zu lässe!!
    kuss martin

  • #4

    Lucia (Montag, 14 Mai 2012 13:19)

    Hallo ihr zwei

    Ich han fascht id Hose gmacht - de isch sackstarch:-))) Danke vielmal für die super Blogs -sie sind immmer sehr interessant und lehrriech. Machets no guet und bis bald.
    Liebi Grüess
    Lucia

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